Aye-yi-yi! Your Most Embarrassing Bathroom Injuries

From shaved nipples to broken wrists, here’s what you guys confessed to.

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When we published our guide to treating every minor bathroom injury recently, we asked you to share your weirdest bathroom injuries—and boy, did you make us realize just how dangerous the bathroom (and everything in it) can be. Below are ten of your most embarrassing bathroom horror stories, which we felt we had to share, if only as a warning to everyone else.

What's the weirdest bathroom injury you've ever had?

Posted by Dollar Shave Club on Tuesday, May 30, 2017

When You Really, Really, Really Have to Go

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When You’re More Hungover Than You Ever Thought Possible

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When You’re Just Incredibly Unlucky

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When Your Attempts at Not Turning into Your Parents Fail

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When You Push a Little Too Hard

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When Your Razor Bites You in the Butt

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When You Bring Your Work Home with You (or Rather, in You)

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When…Wait, What’s A “Boosack..?”

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When You Think Everything’s a Playground

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When You Cunningly Reference One of Our Favorite Movies

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Have you hurt yourself in the bathroom? If so, share your story with us and maybe we’ll post another collection of your washroom horror stories.