And Now: Haikus About Football Commercials

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Welcome to Pop Culture Haikus, where we let you know what happened this week in television, film and music in the style of short-form Japanese poetry. In a world of tl;dr, there’s no quicker way to the “get it.”

Honey, would you like
Some chocolate? You’re looking
A bit Machete.
Qualifications
For dragon slaying include
Smithing nerd boners

McDonald’s
Your doctor says stop
Eating Mac D’s. But how else
Will Mom know you care?
If you like boobs then
Gosh, I guess you’ll like Carl’s
Jr. sex burger.
Want to be PacMan?
Lost in a maze with ghosts of
Your past? Drink Bud Light!
Moral is: Gross man,
Using processed cheese on corn,
For sure gets no sex.

Kim’s butt just takes up
That much data. T-Mobile
Is her only hope.

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Haikus composed by DSC resident poet Brian Sonia-Wallace.