Fun fact: I once quit a job only three weeks after being hired. Admittedly, my reasoning for making such a swift departure was simply that another (better) opportunity popped up—a pretty dull tale, compared to what follows.
So what exactly follows?
Some of the most compelling stories from the recent “What’s the fastest you’ve quit a job? What was the reason?” Reddit thread (sic, obviously, throughout):
This Commenter Who Couldn’t Handle the Heat
Commenter Toastwaver recounts their one-day stretch at a job that turned out to be much more difficult than expected:
“In high school, my buddy and I decided that we would spend the summer working as laborers on a farm. We showed up at a small local farm (central MA) and applied with the owner. The job involved planting seeds, or saplings, every three feet or so and moving along the row on my hands and knees, and basically crawling and planting little saplings all day.
“He said, ‘Yeah, I mean, I’ll hire you two, but I don’t really need you and I don’t know why you would want to do this. See those Vietnamese women out there? They will work circles around you and they don’t take breaks. It pays $6 an hour. Good luck.’
“My buddy lasted all Summer. I lasted one day. Then, I think I got a job at a frozen yogurt place with air conditioning.
“Those 65-year-old ladies were machines.”
This Commenter Who Didn’t Get What They Bargained For
Commenter mcsevigny explains how they quit only eight hours after coming in for their first day, since the office (and the boss) were much more disheveled (and straight-up mean) than they had expected:
“Eight hours. I was hired as a project leader. As my boss was introducing me to the staff, nobody knew I had been hired. First red flag. Everyone looked miserable. Second red flag. The office I was given hadn’t been sorted and cleaned (there were tampons and pads in the drawers) and had no windows and was the size of a closet. Third red flag. My boss told me before leaving that they have decided to not raise my salary after all. I wouldn’t be making more than my previous job. Fourth red flag.
“I spent the lunch break crying, and when I left at 5 p.m., I said to my boss I wouldn’t be back tomorrow. After I explained why, he said he would ‘ruin my reputation and my name.’ Fifth red flag.
“Good riddance. His threats didn’t have any impacts.”
“I quit a job after about a week and made my sister quit too. I was 16 and she must have been 14. We were paid under the table for helping a guy who ran carnival games and bounce houses, etc. We got our first envelope of cash and were paid better than we expected, but he also invited most of the girls and none of the boys via an invitation to a ‘good worker’ party at his house.
“I quit, said my sister was quitting too, and I let her help and take on some of the babysitting jobs I had the summer.”
“Two months. I got handed over long-running projects that had been left in a total state by the outgoing person. I was working my butt off trying to get things in order, doing tasks that should have been done 3 years ago (!!!) and kept requesting additional support to help me, and got dismissed or told someone else would be assigned soon.
“So I was luckily enough to quickly find another job, and I called up my manager and quit. She somehow had the cheek to act surprised when I said the lack of support I had received was unacceptable.”
This Commenter Who Was Pushed to the Ground
Commenter petitblaireau reveals how they quit after a single day, because they were given zero training (and more importantly, because a coworker shoved them):
“First day at [a coffee chain]. It was alongside a main highway, going from the small towns to a state capital. They started me off during the morning rush, no training. Just gave me a headset and put me in front of the drive-thru register. I was doing all right until someone ordered something new, and I couldn’t find it on the register. Another girl shoved me out of the way, because I was taking too long, and I fell right on my a**. Finished the shift, got two free donuts, and never went back.”
“A week at [a burger chain]. I got a power-trip manager who decided that I wasn’t sweeping the floor the right way and that I had to stay behind to do it over (the floor was clean, he just didn’t like the way I held the brush). My last bus was due, and there was no way, as an 18-year-old girl, I was walking home alone down a dark highway, so I quit on the spot.”
This Commenter Who Decided It Just Wasn’t Worth It
Amazingly-named commenter VaginaGoblin writes about how they quit a job after one day, because the money simply wasn’t worth their time:
“I was hired at [a Mexican restaurant chain] for a minimum wage job back in 2000. Their policy for making burritos was that they wanted everyone to be able to memorize the menu and be able to make each burrito from memory, without looking at a list of directions. They told me not to come back until I had the menu memorized, and I just never went back, because memorizing a menu by heart for minimum wage wasn’t worth the effort to me.”
“Two days in. They suddenly told me they didn’t have full-time hours to offer me like they promised. I also wouldn’t be eligible for benefits anymore, and the schedule they promised me went out the window. I would now only be working Monday evenings and Saturdays. I had quit a full time job I had worked at for 12 years to take this position, because it was closer to my new home. I freaked out, because I was paying a mortgage for the first time, and suddenly, I didn’t have a full-time job anymore. After my second day, I called my old boss, and she was happy to take me back. Sent an email to my new job telling them I quit and calling them out on their bull****, then sent an email to their corporate head office with copies of the emails they had sent me where they offered me full-time hours and benefits with a great schedule.”
Well, that’s it—I quit.