Everyone: Raise your hands to the roof and give a “whoop whoop” to the end of winter.
To the end of the snow.
To the end of the gray.
And to the end of icy-cold tile floors, frigid toilet seats and super-mega hot showers you wouldn’t dare leave if it means standing wet and naked in that igloo you called a bathroom.
As you take time to enjoy your now perfectly temperate morning s**t, shower and shave, put on our March “Spring Forward” Spotify playlist—nothing will wake you up from your winter hibernation better.
If you’re not a member and want to get a copy of a print version of Bathroom Minutes magazine (as well as some ridiculously awesome razors and other grooming supplies), sign up for Dollar Shave Club.